March 28th, 2017
Fancy a game of chess?
King - the Cannon, since you have to capture and defend it.
Queen - Mario, since it goes pretty much anywhere it wants.
Rook - Suds, because what better castle than a bar?
LGMBishop - The Bnad is a religion
Knight - Toike, because it just jumps over the content lines
Pawn - F!rosh, because lol